Finish:  Tsaopu locked into a Tsaopu Sleeper.  AhJ broke out.  Tsaopu locked into another Sleeper.  AhJ broke out.  Tsaopu went for a third sleeper, but AhJ reversed it into a DVD and pinned Tsaopu to win the match.

 

Finish:  AhJ pulled a banana from underneath the ring and beat Sarge with it.  Sarge punched AhJ in the groin and AhJ dropped the banana.  Sarge pedigreed AhJ onto the banana and pinned him.

 

Finish:  AhJ DVDed Sarge onto a pile of boxes and pinned him to win the title.

 

 

Finish:  Monkeyboy bashed AhJ over the head with a box.  AhJ went down and Monkeyboy set up for a Monkeyplex.  AhJ punched Monkeyboy in the groin and DVDed him for the win.

 

Finish:  Monkeyboy got AhJ down and got the table.  He set it up in the middle of the ring.  He picked up AhJ, who punched him in the head twice and tried to put Monkeyboy through the table with The End.  Monkeyboy reversed it and slammed AhJ's head into the table twice.  He then threw AhJ headfirst through the table for the win.

 

Despite Jobby's attempts at an "easy way out", Tsaopu kicked his ass.  Jobby had two successful offensive maneuvers: a top rope bulldog and flashing Tsaopu his "titties".  Other than that, Tsaopu dominated.  He ended the match with a Tsaopucution off the top for a three count.

 

 

G Unit attacked AhJ from behind, but AhJ gained the upper hand and beat down G Unit.

 

No actual matches were held on the 26th, but Sex Machine ran around Eden Praire, his hometown, humping things.  Video clips will soon be available. 

 

 

 

Sex Machine went for a top rope chokeslam, but AhJ countered into a DDT off the top rope.  He followed that up with a standing frog splash to get the three count and retain his CBW title.

 

 

 

AhJ hit G Unit with a spear and set up fro a